Candida Cleanse: Day 5 ‘Sarcasm Has Kicked In, & Potty Training’

Nicole Chayka, co-author of Fringe Dweller on the Night Shift,& Canadian gal on a journey to live off the Grid with Middle Earth HomeI, Nikki, am Blogging my crazy thoughts and cravings during my on-going Candida Cleanse, in a step by step journal titled The Candida Chronicles , so I can share with you the Dietary Rules, the Meal Plans and Recipes , the Tips and Facts, and most importantly, the Results.If I can lick this problem, letting ‘Food be my Medicine’ and only using Herbals then you can too! Day 1 of my Candida Journal STARTS HERE.

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The Recipes for a Candida Cleanse_PC Monica Holy

Candida Cleanse Day 5 Sarcasm Has Kicked In,  Potty Training…Previous Candida Journal Post

The Cravings haven’t quite kicked in yet, but the sarcasm has. I have friends (I do really) that are ‘positive’ thinkers and like to correct my pessimistic verbiage when I go off the rails. Truth is being ‘Suzie Sunshine’ to me is absolute garbage if you don’t naturally live there. I’m not very good at playing pretend, and it’s too exhausting to be what I’m not so I hope my going ‘Au natural’ doesn’t assault your sensibility. I don’t mean to be a downer – but ‘cha know -occasionally it’s gonna happen so please try to laugh at it. I do.

Last night I discovered a wonderful product. I’m not being sarcastic at this moment just to confuse you. I think I found my new BFF… a munchie that will continue to haunt my cupboard long after this cleanse is over.

Snapea Crisps, a great snack suitable for a Candida Cleanse, image by Monica Holy(How’s that for high marks?!) Snapea Crisps made by Calbee Snack Salad is baked, has the consistency of a cheese puff and a satisfying crunch. Add to the fact that it tastes good and I may kick my fondness of potato chips after all. What surprises me most is finding it in an ordinary ‘Save On Foods’ grocery store. Between these and dried salted peas in the bulk section I have a supply of ready to grab snacks that I don’t need to worry about. (yippee skippee)

Today I haven’t made anything new or changed up my regime so I won’t bore you with those details. I believe at some point we will put all recipes in their separate category along with photos just to show you what a recipe is supposed to look like (or not depending on how it turns out) Hey I produce the odd flop. Isn’t failure one of the ways to navigate your way to success? So there is hope for me yet. (grin)

Good news. Today I woke up not feeling totally bagged, as in some semblance of normalcy as I imagine it to be. Usually I feel as tired getting up as I do going to bed so this was a welcome change up; especially given that the ol’  Bladder was working overtime last night, and I got up 5 times to use the ‘loo’. Sometimes I swear I’m pissed with my mom for potty training me. It’s a real hassle leaving nice warm covers behind to trudge across cold hardwood floors, making it virtually impossible to hold onto that “I could slip right back into the wonderful Sex Dream I was having” mode.

On another note the Fog has lifted a bit. I can actually focus a little or at least long enough to string a coherent sentence together to write this. How unfortunate for you eh?

Next Candida Journal Post…

Image credits: Monica Holy, newagecrap

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